Caption contest

What do you do when the local paper prints a picture of you that looks like this? Freak out, just a little.

Yeah, it ran in today's Skagit Valley Herald. Not exactly the most flattering picture, huh! Makes me look like a doofus. My coworkers had a good laugh at it. The only saving grace was that it was buried on page A7.

This picture is ripe for captions, so let the epic captions begin.